Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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