oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she told me i tasted like america
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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