Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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