it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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