When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.