Im at strip club and am horny
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
the raccoons are back...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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