I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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