Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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