I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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