fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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