just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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