That's intense
home. puking in laundry basket.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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