Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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