I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
