Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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