That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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