we have pet lesbian snakes
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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