The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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