We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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