Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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