she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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