just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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