apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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