It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I fill condoms, not promises.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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