it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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