Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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