remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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