how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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