can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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