fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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