just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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