2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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