so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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