Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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