I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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