so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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