Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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