escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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