then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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