This beer is not sobering me up at all
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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