Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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