Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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