There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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