Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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