I'm really into asian looking animals
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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