"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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