when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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