There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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