Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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