I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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