i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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