ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
