This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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