somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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