The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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