so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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